fresh meat
By the time this is launched, I may very well be over and done with the process of matrimonialization, something I don't entirely relish. Not the being married part, mind, but rather the act of standing up in front of a bunch of people with buckets of pomp and trashbins of circumstance between us. I find it hard to suppress the urge to chortle, cackle, or chuckle in suchlike situations.