selling myself

So, I finished planting trees and ended up making enough money to keep eating and even painting. Then my car started to have problems. Ergo, I'm back on EBay, selling some more paintings.

This is sort of a plea, then. I know nobody who reads this site really has any money, but maybe you know someone who knows someone who's dog once dookied on the lawn of someone who had money and maybe that incident sparked a lawsuit and maybe, just maybe, if that someone you know were to mention to that someone who could mention to that rich person about this art sale, maybe they'd be so grateful they'd stop litigation and buy some art. So, spread the word! Search for Joshua Barkey on EBAy and help me fix my tie-rods (or something).