vituperation

No, I don't have a clue what that word means. It's just gotten itself lodged in some subconscious crack of my brain, like a persistent piece of spinach. I decided to update this thing and when I opened the page the "title" line just stared out in aweful whiteness, taunting me. I quickly parried this blow and thrust a word into the emptiness. Now, pardon me a moment as I grab the dictionary to see if maybe I did know the meaning, and something in my milieu provoked me to vituperate.

"vituperate v.t. address or find fault with abusively"

Nope, I don't see it. At the moment I wrote that word, Edgar (the puppy) was safely slumbering behind the toilet and Anya (the girl) had shut herself in the closet and was attempting to get me to play peek-a-boo. Ergo, I am indeed tippy-toe dancing on the edge of the lake of lunacy.